Coming to Rogue Festival In March:


Jaguar and HeatherWhy have all your relationships been miserable failures? Because you don’t know how to do relationships right! Jaguar Bennett and Heather Parish, America’s Perfect Couple™, will teach you their infallible rules for a happy marriage, in this hilarious satire of self-help, relationship advice, and gender roles. Jaguar and Heather put the normal in heteronormativity!

WHERE: The Back Patio at Veni Vidi Vici, 1116 N. Fulton, Fresno, CA 93728

WHEN: Saturday, March 7, at 9:15 p.m.
Sunday, March 8 at 4:15 p.m.
Thursday, March 12, at 8:30 p.m.
and Saturday, March 14, at 6:45 p.m.

(Plus special secret show Friday, March 13, at 8:30 p.m. at Spectrum Gallery, 608 E. Olive Ave.)

PRICE: $7. Get tickets online or at the door 30 minutes prior to showtime.

Quotes from Jaguar’s Ego File:

Jaguar Saves America: “”Being ticked off has never been so enjoyable … No one is safe from his comic skewering, not Democrats, Republicans, the middle class, upper class, lower class, women, the educated, the uneducated or the Commander-In-Chief himself (which prompted audience members to walk out of the first two shows) …. His advice about how to heal our broken nation rings as true as his comments about the purpose of the American flag. While I recommend Jaguar Saves America, if you are easily offended by open criticism of what you may hold sacred, there are other options in the Rogue Festival that will be more to your liking.” – Mallory Moad, Kings River Life Rogue Reviews, 2019.

Mansplaining: “In the hands of someone less skilled and more vulgar, Mansplaining would have been a litany of excuses and blame but that isn’t how Jaguar operates. True, the language is a little on the blue side at times, but not for shock value or a cheap laugh. His style is more reminiscent of intelligent artists like George Carlin and Lenny Bruce  . . .  Words are chosen carefully, statements often backed up by facts (real ones, not alternative). It’s this connection to truth that drives the humor and delivers the laughs.” – Mallory Moad, Kings River Life Rogue Reviews, 2018.

How to Start a Religious Cult for Fun and Profit: “Comedy is packed dense into almost every bit of the show, to the point where even the erudite moments (and there are a few) come off as laugh worthy.” -Joshua Tehee, Fresno Bee

How to Be Wicked: “For this monologue, which is more expertly written and performed than most I’ve seen at the rival Hollywood Fringe this year, we have to thank the thriving arts scene of Fresno … As comic entertainment, it’s consistently clever and frequently laugh-out-loud funny. And as theatrical polemic, it’s gold.” – Jason Roher, Bitter Lemons

Bullshit is My Native Language: “To call this production thought-provoking is an understatement. It’s more like thought-scrambling. It is part truth and part the stretching of it. And boy, is it ever a hoot!” -Mallory Moad, Rogue Reviews 2016 Kings River Life


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